Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Go!

For 8 so odd months, we lived with this curse
Our dear skipper Andy ceased any words
He stopped us all from sailing the seas
No matter how much we begged and we plead

You have to admit, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of that four letter word
I lash out in anger on the Facebook posts
Just give us the one thing that we all want most

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Fuck #Soon!

Long have we tried to get him to see
That giving us "#Soon"s has caused us to flea
So I have gathered this ship and its crew
We're going to get him, we know what to do!

On the final cruise night when he least expects
We'll slowly start singing, so he can't reject
We'll show him our anger before the last song
And hopefully next year we won't wait this long!

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
We want to book so stop with the posts,
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
We want bands and booking codes

Fuck #Soon, you're a fucking wanker
#WhyNotRavenous
Fuck #Soon, with a fucking anchor
Let us book and listen to us!

Fuck!